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Goeimorgen! Goeimorgen! schreef op 12 november 2007 om 08:15
Twordt er niet beter op met die Jackson .wellicht helpt koffie....nee hij ziet er nog steeds beroerd uit, zelfs met cappucino.
was even schrikken was even schrikken schreef op 9 november 2007 om 22:53
play that funky music white boy !
Weekeinde! Weekeinde! schreef op 9 november 2007 om 13:36
Of zo Of zo schreef op 9 november 2007 om 10:11
john john schreef op 9 november 2007 om 10:10
UGH UGH schreef op 8 november 2007 om 16:25
Pliesie pesten Pliesie pesten schreef op 8 november 2007 om 14:42
Prisonbreak! Prisonbreak! schreef op 8 november 2007 om 13:32
Guido Guido schreef op 8 november 2007 om 11:11
Sinterklaas te vaak dronken

Nadat de Kerstman verplicht op dieet moest, zou Sinterklaas nu geheelonthouder moeten worden. Daarvoor pleit het Belgische Sint Nicolaas gezelschap. "Er lopen te veel Sinterklazen rond die niet van de drank kunnen afblijven," beweert de secretaris van het genootschap in een Vlaamse krant.



Volgens de secretaris komt het regelmatig voor dat Sinterklazen zo dronken zijn dat ze niet meer op hun benen kunnen blijven staan of hun schimmel kunnen beklimmen. Ontoelaatbaar, fulmineert de man.

NieuwNieuws heeft er een hard hoofd in dat de Sint stopt met drinken, zolang hij nog zijn eigen bier blijft brouwen ...
ErikSerge ErikSerge schreef op 8 november 2007 om 08:31
Duidelijk niet de curvebal van Janus!
ev ev schreef op 7 november 2007 om 21:44
Ik heb het vel met uitslagen aan Janus gegeven.
mooi man! mooi man! schreef op 7 november 2007 om 16:08
Die and you`re under arrest! Britain`s most stupid laws Tue Nov 6, 2:19 PM ET
LONDON (AFP) - Queen Elizabeth II`s speech in the British parliament Tuesday may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death. That would have been against the law.
Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series.
And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colourful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armour. Illegal.
Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman to urinate in a policeman`s hat and murdering bow-and-arrow-carrying Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England.
A law stating that in Liverpool, only a clerk in a tropical fish store is allowed to be publicly topless, was also ridiculous, said a poll of 3,931 people for UKTV Gold television out Tuesday.
Nearly half of those surveyed admitted to breaking the ban on eating mince pies on Christmas Day, which dates back to the 17th century and was originally designed to outlaw gluttony during the rule of the Puritan Oliver Crowmell.
The laws and other regulations were culled from published research into ancient legislation that has never been repealed although subsequent statutes have rendered them obsolete.
Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote.
mooier nog! mooier nog! schreef op 7 november 2007 om 16:08
Most ridiculous British law:
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman`s helmet (four percent)
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (t9. 9It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)
Guid Guid schreef op 7 november 2007 om 15:55
hoe zit het met de uitslagen Eric?
ev ev schreef op 7 november 2007 om 15:38
Hoe is het met je dividenten?
gustaaf gustaaf schreef op 7 november 2007 om 14:30
de indoor? voor verlooij of guido?

neem aan dat de kk grap nog wel eens uitgelegd wordt....
ErikSerge ErikSerge schreef op 7 november 2007 om 14:18
Was maar goed dat ik mijn komkommer mee genomen had...succes met de indoor vanavond!
gustaaf gustaaf schreef op 7 november 2007 om 12:32
wat slecht!

lekker met de ballen gegooid mannen?


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