Quiz
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It`s the same as a French kiss, but `downunder.`
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they`re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don`t have any balls to scratch...
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man`s Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated as the world`s best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
Q: `Mom`, he asked, `Are these my brains?`
A: `Not yet,` she replied.
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schreef op 18 april 2012
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